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The Shorty Interview
with Paloma J Undertooth™
What's your best tweet?
Best ob da week? Day? Minitt? I dunno, dey'z all wunnerful.
What are six things you could never do without?
Momma, soft food, Puppewoni, allergy meddycinz, water & air condishuning!
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I'z a pwofeshunal gangstah rappin, mad swag habbin Boston Terrier who can bwing da jokez. Eben dogz need to netwurk.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
Dey goze paw in paw...Bofe?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
Twitter needz to gibb us back da power to bwock/report AND DEWEET! Doze damn egg spammerz jus sit on mai timeline & kwap all ober it.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Georgia (The Boston Terrier fwom Hotel Fur Dogz) & mai Nana
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I can needer shorten nor censor mai barkz.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Georgia (The Boston Terrier fwom Hotel Fur Dogz)!!!
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes. A fellow canine. He passed awayz.
Why should we vote for you?
Becuzz I'z a mad swag habbin', gangstah rappin' Boston Terrier who gottz jokez. Duh.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Anyfing NOT Beiber or Whitney welated uwd be otayz wif me.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Ummmm, pwolly Mackenzie Phillips following me.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
What inspires you to tweet?
My lubb I hab fur mai fwendz.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Too MUCH? Peeplez can neber gettz enuff ob me.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
If dey can't figger it owt demselvez den Pffffft! on dem.
How long can you go without a tweet?
naptime....but I might tweet in mai sweep but I dunno acuzz I'z asweep.
What question are we not asking here that we should? I pwefer kibble or wet foodz?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I imagine dey will pwolly wuin it wike ebewyfing else.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Those who twy to help be it wif fundwaizing, wescue or fostering, etc...
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
A bird akshully. @KillerParrot.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
Dat yoo can't do nuffinz on Twitter. Da onwy peeplez who fink dat iz da wunz who gottz no fwendz. Duh.
Why should people follow you?
Becuzz I'z a dope Boston Terrier.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
Izznt dey all one of a kind? Sigh...@KillerParrot @WiredNerves @GorillaParrot @gangsterthecat ....I dunno? Whaddya want fwom me?!
How do you decide what to tweet?
Being dat I'z a dog, I'z bewy impulsive so I say whutt I say wen I sez it!
Why'd you start tweeting?
I did it fur da peeple. Dey needed me.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yesh. I haz maded awott ob fwendz & fanz. I lubbz mai peepz.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
Hopefully da world will become more dog fwendly! C'mon!
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
ALIVE! In dog yeerz I will be...*counting on paw* Oh, I dunno. I gunna be a bewy old dog.