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The Shorty Interview
with League Freak
What's your best tweet?
Any tweet where I'm obviously angry.
What are six things you could never do without?
Porn, my right hand, baby oil, KFC, my car and did I mention porn?
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I connect with sponsors and general contacts.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
The official Twitter app for iPhone gets my juices flowing.
Twitter or Facebook?
I prefer Twitter obviously. It's straight to the point!
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
My memory isn't that good!
What feature should Twitter add?
An easy way to instantly post sound clips.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Remember that kid from Different Strokes? Him. Damn he was funny. I wonder what he is doing now?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Any swear words. You can't shorten them.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
A few. Mostly gibbering idiots or attention whores.
Why should we vote for you?
You love your parents, right? It would be a shame if something were to happen to them...
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I could say sponsors, journalists or people in the Rugby League industry, but for sure it's the dirty pictures I get sent.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
Well I'm just naturally a bastard so I tweet what I'm thinking and boom, the magic happens.
What inspires you to tweet?
Normally humour. If I think of something funny people will enjoy I grab my co...oh, phone. I grab my phone.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Never, which is crazy. If you make people laugh they will cop 50,000+ tweets!
140 characters of advice for a new user?
None of this will stand up in court.
How long can you go without a tweet?
A few hours. Then I get the urge and I tweet hard.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Nice try. As if I'm going to incriminate myself.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Infront of a bedroom window, at night, just slowly taking off it's clothes. Yeah...
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
@Penzibar but she's funny in like a broken head kinda way.
Why should people follow you?
Because if you dont I'll hunt you down. What, you think a restraining order will stop me?
How do you decide what to tweet?
I don't. There's no filter in place on this robot. That's why people love me.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I was told by @Penzibar that it was the perfect forum for me. She was right!
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
It let's me connect with my web site readers. It's great to get instant feedback.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
I wish the ladies were more willing to show me their genitals.
How will the world change in the next year?
It will do one more revolution around the Sun than it has done so far.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Copying a tweet and sending it out as your own.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Our robot overlords will determine that. I for one can't wait!