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The Shorty Interview
with Dave Coulier
What's your best tweet?
If I had boobs, I wouldn't be able to stop staring down my own top.
What are six things you could never do without?
Family. Friends. My dog. Hockey. Golf. Flying airplanes.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use it to promote my standup dates or most recently, my web series, "Can't Get Arrested" with Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron Bure.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
I can't remember because I've been hit in the head alot.
What feature should Twitter add?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Yes. And I think they know who they are!
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes. Myself. Because I tweeted something ridiculous.
Why should we vote for you?
These questions are getting exhausting.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I got to connect with some of the Full House cast members. And I've actually met a few of them in person.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I'm right-handed, so I type my tweets with my left hand.
What inspires you to tweet?
Sometimes I'll wake up with a funny thought, and I'll tweet it in the morning. Or it's just shameless self promotion.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Only if I'm sitting on the toilet in a packed men's room.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
How long can you go without a tweet?
About as long as I can go without peeing.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Is Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" really about you?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I imagine that we'll all turn in to the fat-blob people from the movie WALL E, and we'll tweet from our hovercrafts with built-in screens.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
That new guy...you know, the funny one that plays sports and is a big celebrity with all the popularity and money. I can't remember.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That most people will know what the word "misconceptions" means.
Why should people follow you?
Because Justin Bieber can't be funny every single tweet.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
I write a bunch of them on slips of paper and then throw them in the air. Whichever one bursts in to flames, I tweet it.
Why'd you start tweeting?
John Stamos and Bob Saget told me to.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. I now have over 60,000 followers. Kind of like starting my own church. Maybe I should start a 'collection' on Sunday mornings.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
epyt sdrawkcab (type backwards)
How will the world change in the next year?
I think Kim Jong Un (the sagacious leader of South Korea) will force his entire nation to get plastic surgery to look just like him.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
If you're not wearing pants, don't stand up when recording a video that you're going to tweet.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I thought the Mayans have predicted that the world will end in 2012. If so, the world will be a lot quieter.